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rocknrollfuldead:

click to trip balls
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I know it’s selfish, but I hope you won’t be able to breathe without me.
-(via melisica)

(Source: classically-incomplete, via mrs-selfhate)

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bunsen:

i don’t think there’s anything worse than not being able to finish your lap in mario kart because ur in last place what kind of discrimination is that 

(via lesbi-h0nestt)

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thecutestofthecute:

Friend has the sad???!!??!!!!!

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I’m coming friend I’ll save you from the sad!!

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I am here now you’re going to be okay!!!

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You are so beautiful and i love you!!!

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(via yougot-thisfar)

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princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

(Source: whattt-fucking-ever, via karolin--e)

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dont-go-in-there:

striderps:

“let me hide the body”

If that isn’t motherly love what is
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thatfunnyblog:

Words. To. Live. By.
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(Source: naniithran, via girlswhofuckgirls94)

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Teacher:  "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
Me:  Someone told me to go to hell
Me:  Couldn't find it at first
Me:  But now I'm here