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princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

(Source: whattt-fucking-ever, via karolin--e)

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dont-go-in-there:

striderps:

“let me hide the body”

If that isn’t motherly love what is
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thatfunnyblog:

Words. To. Live. By.
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(Source: naniithran, via girlswhofuckgirls94)

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Teacher:  "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
Me:  Someone told me to go to hell
Me:  Couldn't find it at first
Me:  But now I'm here
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lithiumlullabies:

just-a-penis-with-a-dream:

bestvidsonline:

Rescued dogs - before and after! These people who saved them did an amazing job!

These pictures always make me want to cry, this is why I am always saying I hate humans. Fuck.

Loves the pets!
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flintstonevitamins:

at school like

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(Source: exhusbands, via phanslovechild)

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rainy weather and thunder doesn’t make me gloomy at all it’s more like, fuck yeah this is my kingdom of darkness and i’m the queen

(Source: wrcraft, via dankmuke)

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lindsaylohoean:

when parents make sex jokes around you thinking you don’t get itimage

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